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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.