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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.