I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy. Commentary:"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
