I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit… Commentary:"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math. If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
