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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m…

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m…

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, attitude, balance, entitlement, even, going, humor, i, irony, little, thankfulness, today, too, ungratefulness, yesterday on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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