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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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"Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼"

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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