I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.