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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.