Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date. Commentary:Guess my card decided to go on a diet because it's looking really light now! 💸😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price. Expiration date? More like spoiler alert. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.