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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Commentary:
Guess my card decided to go on a diet because it's looking really light now! 💸😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bill, bills, card, credit, credit card, date, debt, expiration, expiration date, finance, humor, just, left, money, name, only, paid, payment, thing on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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