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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Sorry boys, but Iโ€™ve already got my eyes on a guy whoโ€™s not interested.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Welcome to your 40โ€™s: youโ€™re not hungover, itโ€™s just Tuesday.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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I donโ€™t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Spotted on Reddit:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go inโ€”no questions asked.

Reported on Slack:

At my size, Iโ€™d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My addiction to buying things I donโ€™t need started at the school book fair.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I donโ€™t want to have a job.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Just landed via Reddit:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
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Whoever invented the โ€œskip introโ€ button really understood humans.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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You can pronounce it โ€œNude Jerseyโ€ and no one will know.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being โ€œin troubleโ€.

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โ€œYou win some. You lose some.โ€ Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Accept who you are. Unless youโ€™re a serial killer.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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They should invent a way to delete other peopleโ€™s posts.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told itโ€™s bedtime.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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