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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount o…

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount o…

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"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amount, body, bueno, chocolate, cravings, humor, humor quote, indulgence, kinder, Kinder Bueno, listen, snack, temptation on Jun 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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