Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! ๐๐ก๐ธ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I like running because itโs cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, theyโll have to catch me. Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him. So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean Iโll own a bank after 30 years? Iโve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, Iโve left it behind me. I’m so broke, I owe myself money.