Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him. So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years? I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. I’m so broke, I owe myself money.