My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.