Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.