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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Making waves on YouTube:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m sick of living through history!

Making waves on Telegram:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.
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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on WeChat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Just landed via TikTok:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Just landed via X:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Going viral on Threads:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Live now on Messenger:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Shared recently on Discord:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Making waves on TikTok:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Making waves on Discord:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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