Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.
- My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.
- Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
- I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.