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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?
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When did my life get optioned for a sequel? 📚😅
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”
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That's a real gouda one! The cheddar supply better brace itself or I'm provolone-ly going to be upset! 🧀😂
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.
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Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄
If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.
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Unlocking God Mode: now accepting life's glitches with a smirk and a side of popcorn 🍿😄🛠️
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼