“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fa…

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Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less…

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Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo D…

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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in…

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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it…

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"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is…

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Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like…

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Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heatin…

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Looks like pre-heating the oven has a higher success rate than shouting "dinner's ready!" 🍕😂