Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively. Posted onMay 19, 2026
After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list. Posted onMay 19, 2026
By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate. Posted onMay 19, 2026
There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me. Posted onMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026
The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need. Posted onMay 19, 2026
God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI. Posted onMay 19, 2026
“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat. Posted onMay 19, 2026
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man. Posted onMay 19, 2026
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history. Posted onMay 19, 2026
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.” Posted onMay 19, 2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.” Posted onMay 19, 2026