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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.