Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.