Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.