Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.