Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.