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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.