Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, Spotify, where time is merely a suggestion and ads are forever lurking in the shadows like ninjas 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, just sit back, relax, and get lost in the musical void… until suddenly, BAM! Ad-break attack! ⏳🎧 #SpotifyChronicles Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not. You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
