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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Making waves on Instagram:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Trending via Pinterest:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Seen just now on Slack:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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