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69 shares on Facebook this month:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

100 shares on Slack this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

86 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Breaking via Threads:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Shared recently on Slack:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Shared recently on Discord:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I woke up alive again.

Just landed via Twitch:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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