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Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Spreading quickly via X:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Shared recently on Discord:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Trending via Reddit:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Breaking via Facebook:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Why watch the news when you can get all your worldly wisdom from a dancing cat gif? 🐱✨ #Priorities

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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2 months ago

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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6 months ago

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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2 months ago

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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77 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

71 shares on Threads this month:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

54 shares on Threads this month:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

12 shares on TikTok this month:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Trending via Reddit:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Trending via X:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Shared recently on Discord:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

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