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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.