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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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