Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie. Commentary:Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m. Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!” I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!