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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, dump, friendship, health, humor, invitation, mental, mental health, movie, nap, order, over, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care, take, trauma, trauma dump, want, watch on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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