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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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Going viral on Twitch:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Going viral on Telegram:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Spotted on Instagram:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Just landed via WeChat:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Going viral on WeChat:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Live now on Twitch:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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15 shares on X this month:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

86 shares on X this month:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Freshly posted on X:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Live now on X:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Spotted on Instagram:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Going bananas on Twitch:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Going bananas on Discord:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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