28 Funny 50 quotes

• I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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  4 weeks ago

  50, age, arrest, arrested, being, birthday, celebration, humor, ID, impressive, row, say, streak

• The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, 50s, after, age, age humor, aging, forget, forgetting, humor, i, joke, just, know, lapse, me, memory, memory lapse, middle, middle age, over, stuff

• I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, adulthood, adulting, bills, expectations, freedom, fun, humor, i, reality, responsibility, thought

• Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, coping, coping mechanism, cursing, humor, mechanism, pain, psychology, relief, self-injury

• Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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  1 month ago

  40s, 50, aging, expectation, humor, life, people, saying, ten, wait, welcome, year’s

• 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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  1 month ago

  30, 50, age, buy, humor, inflation, life, money, new, perspective, used, value

• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  1 month ago

  1, 50, activity, after, age, age humor, calling, floor, floor activity, gift, gift wrapping, gifts, help, holiday, holiday preparation, holiday spirit, humor, preparation, spirit, stand, standing, standing up, struggle, wrapping

• Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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  1 month ago

  $50 bill, 50, bill, bus, bus driver, drive, driver, funny situation, humor, joke, just, just drive, situation, spontaneity, transportation

• They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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  1 month ago

  40, 50, age, having, humor, new, perception, police, say, time, traffic, traffic police

• When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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  50, age, body, boy, doctor, eye, humor, i, lazy, lazy eye, me, rest, spread, time, young, young boy

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