Funny quotes acceptance

19 Funny acceptance quotes

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025