21 Funny acceptance quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

  …

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just sigh and go, 'Why am I not surprised, citrus?' 🍋🤷‍♂️😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

  Commentary:
  "Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

  Commentary:
  "Offering food to someone and then regretting it is equivalent to bringing a knife to a food fight 🍴😆 Don't worry, next time just conveniently 'forget' to offer, problem solved! #FoodieDilemmas"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

  Commentary:
  🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

  Commentary:
  "Lord, give me the serenity to accept the endless terms and conditions I blindly agree to, for they are as mysterious as my WiFi connection 🙏📄🚫 #TermsAndConditions #AcceptAndMoveOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, embracing your problems like old friends, hoping they'll take the hint and pack their bags 🤔🧳 Maybe they'll get the hint or maybe they'll just redecorate without your permission 😉🤷‍♂️ #ProblematicLoveStory"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, late 40s – the golden age of "good health for your age" accolades! 🎉 Embrace the wisdom that comes with knowing all the best stretches for back pain and the perfect anti-aging skincare routine. Just remember, at this stage, wrinkles are just laughter lines in disguise! 😉 #AgingLikeFineWine

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