29 Funny acceptance quotes

• I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, day, funeral, humor, job, never, retire, using, vacation, vacation day, work, working

• I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, body, body image, confidence, dress, fat, humor, i, image, self, self-acceptance, summer, think, want, well

• Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, bro, crazy, girlfriend, humor, just, let, relationship

• Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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  2 months ago

  accept, acceptance, change, grant, humor, i, irony, me, parody, serenity, supernatural, things

• I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, again, attitude, disappointed, disappointment, even, frustration, humor, i, just, oh, okay, perseverance, resilience

• Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, doing, happening, humor, i, just, life, play, role, spontaneity, things

• I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, awkwardness, food, hate, humor, i, offer, situation, social, social situation, someone

• I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, age, call, humor, identity, just, me, minute, name, self-deprecation, someone, whatever, where, wrong, wrong name

• Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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  2 months ago

  accept, acceptance, cooky, hit, humor, internet, just, Oreo, wait, waiting, website

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