26 Funny act quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

  Commentary:
  "I feel you, pillow! 🤦‍♂️ Do your pillow duties properly, will you? Don't let the pillow talk go to your head! 🛌😆 #PillowProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

  Commentary:
  👧👦 "My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. 🦖 Yep, forget about ghosts and goblins, the real horror show is bedtime with these pint-sized tyrants! 😂👻 #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the audience at the laundromat got a free fashion show today! 🩲🤣 Maybe they just couldn't handle all that style and confidence in one place! Just another day of surprises in the spin cycle of life! 🌀#SpeedoSwagger

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

  Commentary:
  Well, if that's not the performance of a lifetime, then I don't know what is! 🎭😏 Who needs an Oscar when you can effortlessly give off the "couldn't care less" vibe without even trying? Keep doing you, drama queen! 💁‍♂️🤷‍♀️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to act normal is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole – it just doesn't work! 🤪 Embrace your quirks and let your unique self shine, it's way more fun that way! 🌟 #NormalIsOverrated"

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