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Funny affordability quotes

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

3 months ago

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

3 months ago

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

3 months ago