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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.
I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.
If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Commentary:
"Who needs baby fever when you've got furniture fever! 🛋️💁‍♂️ Just remember, assembling furniture is the only kind of building project you should tackle without protective gear. 😉🔨 #IKEAtherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Commentary:
"Taking screenshots like it's an Olympic sport, but the gold medal goes to leaving them untouched in the camera roll 📸🤷‍♂️ Who needs a memory when you have a cluttered phone gallery, am I right? 😅 #ScreenshotQueen #MemoryManagementProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Commentary:
Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤
5 months ago
Share →: Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Commentary:
"Spending $20: the classic tale of good intentions and sneaky temptations 🤑💸 Just like a game of 'would you believe,' your wallet always ends up saying 'Oh, I believe it, all right!' 🙈💸 #OopsIDidItAgain"
5 months ago
Share →: Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow 🏃‍♀️💨✨ #LegDayDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Commentary:
"Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"
5 months ago
Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"
5 months ago
Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet temptation of a redo! 🔄 Just strolling by like 'Oh, sorry, I missed you there the first time…and the second time, and the third time…' 😂 Who wouldn't love a chance to make a memorable non-memorable first impression? 🚶‍♂️💨"