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83 Funny aging quotes

Funny aging quotes add a humorous touch to the journey of growing older! 🎂😂 From witty observations about the aging process to playful comments on the quirks of getting older, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of aging gracefully. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in each year that passes! 😄🎉

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

3 months ago

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

3 months ago

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

3 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

3 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

3 months ago

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

3 months ago

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

3 months ago

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

3 months ago

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

3 months ago

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

3 months ago

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

3 months ago

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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