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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Spotted on Threads:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Just landed via WeChat:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Shared recently on X:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Going viral on Twitch:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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2 months ago

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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2 months ago

AI, check, coming, day, emails, fantasy, fantasy football, football, hours, humor, ID, jobs, life, office, office life, productivity, send, technology, work
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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2 months ago

AI, app, dating, experience, humor, i, let, machines, me, modern, modern experience, place, relationship, robot, suffer, suffering, technology, Tinder, want
I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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2 months ago

AI, connor, culture, embrace, everyone, future, humor, i, John, John Connor, pop, pop culture, robot, sci-fi, technology, wonder
All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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2 months ago

A.I., AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, artificial stupidity, being, humor, intelligence, me, office, people, replacement, safe, safety, smart, smart people, stupidity, technology, workplace
My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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2 months ago

AI, artificial intelligence, cat, ChatGPT, comparison, dinner, eating, friends, friendship, humor, me, pets, vomit
I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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2 months ago

AI, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, everything, fuss, humor, i, know, knowledge, parenting, technology, teenager, understand, understanding
ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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2 months ago

AI, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, conversation, dinner, excuse, excuses, family, humor, in-law, leave, technology
I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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2 months ago

AI, care, desperation, humor, i, immigrant, job, me, need, relief, sarcasm, someone, take, work
We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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2 months ago

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

42 shares on Threads this month:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

54 shares on X this month:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Just shared via X:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Breaking via WeChat:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Seen just now on Telegram:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Spotted on YouTube:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Making waves on Messenger:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Shared recently on X:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Live now on WeChat:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Just shared via WeChat:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Just landed via X:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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