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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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