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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples' nerves.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025