97 Funny annoyance quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

  Commentary:
  Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶‍♂️🤨✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

  Commentary:
  Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

  Commentary:
  Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

  Commentary:
  "Same here! I can ignore an insult but overcooked pasta? Now that's personal 🍝😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

  Commentary:
  That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

  Commentary:
  Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

  Commentary:
  "Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"

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