13 Funny ball quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

  Commentary:
  "Life is just one big game of baseball – some days you're hitting home runs 🦇 and other days you're getting fouled out ⚾️. Just remember, even if you're feeling like the ball today, tomorrow you might just become the bat again! 🌟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… looks like someone just discovered the true purpose of a stress ball! 😂🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! #StressReliefGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷‍♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

  Commentary:
  "According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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