20 Funny ball quotes

• I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, ball, balls, enough, FIFA, football, humor, joke, kicking, nostalgia, old, remember, soccer, sports

• Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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  2 months ago

  after, ball, chasing, dehumanizing, humor, ping, ping pong, playful, pong, satire, sports

• Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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  2 months ago

  another, avocado, ball, different, disappointment, frustration, gift, humor, kill, makers, put, sarcasm, surprise, toy, wooden, wooden ball

• Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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  2 months ago

  ball, cute, digital, favorite, humor, joke, lighthearted, little, logging, logging in, online, playful, silliness, tech

• Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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  2 months ago

  balance, ball, bat, days, downs, fun, humor, life, perspective, sports, ups, ups and downs

• Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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  2 months ago

  ball, date, food, humor, line, meat, pickup, pickup line, pun, spaghetti, want

• Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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  2 months ago

  ball, ball park, before, context, estimate, give, humor, invention, much, park, pretty, rough, someone, sports

• So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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  2 months ago

  ball, frustration, humor, me, mean, miscommunication, people, stress, stress ball, tell, throwing

• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, ball, balls, collection, cool, cool discovery, discovery, food, food joke, humor, i, inside, joke, little, set, think, whole, wooden, wooden ball

• Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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  2 months ago

  ball, balls, believe, entertainment, film, humor, led, masquerade, me, mortality, rate, television, war, wars

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