28 Funny battery quotes

• My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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  2 months ago

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• Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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  2 months ago

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• Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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  2 months ago

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• Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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  2 months ago

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• Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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  2 months ago

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• Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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  2 months ago

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• My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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  2 months ago

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• At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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  2 months ago

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• Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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  2 months ago

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• I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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  2 months ago

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