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- One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.
- So apparently itโs still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.
- My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
- Iโd be really slim if it wasnโt for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Motherโs Day, weekends and me.
- For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headโ it expired.
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- One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.
- So apparently itโs still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.
- My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
- Iโd be really slim if it wasnโt for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Motherโs Day, weekends and me.
- For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headโ it expired.
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