Funny bodily function quotes

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

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• Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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  2 months ago

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• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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  2 months ago

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• I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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  2 months ago

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• Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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  2 months ago

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• I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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  4 months ago

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• Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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  5 months ago

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• Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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  5 months ago

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