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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Trending via Twitch:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Trending via WeChat:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Just shared via TikTok:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Live now on YouTube:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Going viral on Telegram:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Shared recently on Discord:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Trending via Messenger:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Going viral on Messenger:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Just shared via Slack:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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