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Funny bodily function quotes

Funny bodily function quotes πŸ’¨πŸ˜‚ bring a hilarious twist to the everyday things our bodies do! From sneezes to burps and everything in between, these witty sayings turn awkward moments into laughter 🀣. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a giggle with friends, these playful quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and remind us all that sometimes, it’s okay to just laugh at ourselves! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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