Funny bonus quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here’s to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa’s sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year’s. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like this year’s Christmas letter is going for that ‘behind the scenes’ experience! 🎅🎥 Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? 🎄💩 #TMIChristmasSpecial”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Well, if the ‘year-end bonus’ is hiding in the room, I hope it’s planning to reveal itself soon because we could all use a surprise appearance like that! 🕵️‍♂️💸✨ Who knows, maybe it’s just waiting for the perfect dramatic entrance! 🎭🎉”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  When I say “long story short,” what I really mean is “grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director’s cut version of this tale.” 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you’ve got my storytelling skills on full display?😄

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Just remember, those extra pounds are just bonus content for the fabulous movie that is your life! 🍿🎥 Embrace the director’s cut version of yourself! 😄🎬”

  4 months ago

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