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Funny bonus quotes

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

3 months ago

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

3 months ago

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

3 months ago

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

3 months ago

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

3 months ago