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5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't go out with you. My heart belongs to a virtual man who never interrupts me when I'm talking 😏💔🤖 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Commentary:
🎲💔 "Looks like the local casino is doubling down on romance with their speed dating event! Who wouldn't want a partner who can play their cards right… and their money wrong? 🃏🤦‍♀️ It's a high-stakes love affair waiting to happen! Place your bets on finding love… or at least a good poker face! ♠️♥️♦️♣️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Commentary:
"Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Who knew being 'boyfriendable' was a prerequisite for dating? 🤔 I guess the bar has been raised! Better start refining those boyfriend skills, otherwise it's a 'sorry, not sorry' situation! 😂💔 #RelationshipStandards"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
6 months ago
Share →: Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Commentary:
"Hello, boyfriend? It's me, girlfriend, from dating? 🤔🧐 Well, isn't that the most creative introduction ever! Classic mix-up or an attempt to reach peak levels of confusion? 😂💑 No worries, just don't forget to update your contact list with proper labels! 👫📲"
6 months ago
Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Commentary:
"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals