31 Funny boyfriend quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like there's a bit of magic and mischief in the air! 🧝‍♂️✨ Who knew believing in trolls and elves could come with a side of skepticism? Maybe he just needs more convincing spells and proof from the enchanted forest! 🌿😄 #MagicAndSkepticism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

  Commentary:
  "Living with someone who just graduated from Hotel Mama – where the room service is unbeatable and the laundry magically does itself – can make you feel like you've suddenly become a one-person parent club! 🏨🧳🤷‍♀️ #SingleParentStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the cool side of the pillow strikes again! 😂 Looks like it's not just stealing all the warmth, but also stealing hearts now! 💔 Watch out for that sneaky pillow, it might become your new love rival! 😜 #CoolPillowWins #HeartThief

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

  Commentary:
  Well, someone named "Option C" isn't feeling very lucky lately! 🤷‍♂️ Looks like she's playing musical chairs with relationships and poor Option C got left out of the game. Remember, when it comes to love: choose wisely, or prepare for some serious FOMO! 😅🕺💔

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