Funny cards quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

  Commentary:
  "Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like both you and credit cards have something in common – reaching your limits! 💳💸 Maybe it's time for a financial cooldown before swiping again! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

  Commentary:
  "Talk about the ultimate 'long-term commitment'! 😆👏 Nothing says 'I love you' quite like sticking with the joke through thick and thin! 💌💍 #RelationshipGoals"

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