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Funny cards quotes

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

1 month ago

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

2 months ago

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

2 months ago

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

3 months ago

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

3 months ago