Commentary:
"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege"
Funny college quotes
The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?
Commentary:
"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉"
Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.
Commentary:
🤔 Well, isn't it ironic how we fuss over the electoral college but end up putting all our trust in a furry meteorologist each year? 🦔🌧️ Let's hope Punxsutawney Phil doesn't start his own campaign trail anytime soon! #GroundhogForPresident 🤣
The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
Commentary:
"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"
If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.
Commentary:
"Imagine being haunted by your own ghostly reminder to drink water 💧! That's some next-level self-care even in the afterlife 👻. College me could definitely use a spectral nudge towards hydration…and maybe a few less all-nighters too! 😂 #GhostGoals"
If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons
A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
Commentary:
"A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!"