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- The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
- Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
- College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.
- If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.
- The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?
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- Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.
- The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
- My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
- Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
- If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.
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