16 Funny college quotes

• Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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  3 weeks ago

  bond, college, conversation, forming, friendship, humor, interaction, people, powerful, social, social interaction, talk, twice, unspoken

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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  2 months ago

  college, dog, dogs, found, having, humor, independence, intelligence, job, lifestyle, maybe, pet, satire, smarter, us

• College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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  2 months ago

  bottle, campus, college, humor, humor quote, independence, just, laptop, life, resilience, student, student life, study, water, water bottle, world

• If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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  2 months ago

  college, couple, experience, humor, i, learning, pepper, pepper spray, spray, sting

• Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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  2 months ago

  being, Chainsmokers, closer, college, dropped, experience, least, music, nostalgia, party, say, youth

• A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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  2 months ago

  college, college education, education, expectation, financial, financial investment, humor, investment, irony, life, not get, pay, person, student, student life

• College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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  2 months ago

  bible, college, escape, even, frustration, here, humor, life, me, once, somebody, student, student life

• The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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  2 months ago

  college, dog, education, frankfurt, Frankfurt School, hot, hot dog, humor, major, school

• Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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  2 months ago

  arms, college, Groundhog, let, single, weather

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