19 Funny comfort food quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

  Commentary:
  "When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

  Commentary:
  🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

  Commentary:
  🍕🌍 "I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but the best decision I've ever made was choosing to live on the 'Planet Pizza'! No regrets, just extra cheese and happiness 😄🍕 #PizzaLover #Grateful #BestPlanetEver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical healing powers of peanut butter straight from the jar 🥄✨ Who needs a doctor when peanut butter is your cure-all?! Just spoon it out and watch your worries melt away. Peanut butter to the rescue! 🥜🦸‍♂️ #PeanutButterHealsAll #SpoonfulOfJoy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

  Commentary:
  "Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"

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