Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

16 Funny comfort food quotes

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

1 month ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

3 months ago

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

3 months ago

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

3 months ago

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

3 months ago

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

3 months ago

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

3 months ago

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

3 months ago

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

3 months ago

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

3 months ago

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

3 months ago

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

3 months ago

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

3 months ago