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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.
I love my bed so much, what a place.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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1 month ago
Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Commentary:
"When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"
1 month ago
Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄
2 months ago
Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Commentary:
Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉
2 months ago
Share →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅‍♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈
3 months ago
Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"
3 months ago
Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Commentary:
"Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"