192 Funny confidence quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew keeping your virginity could be such a winning streak? Looks like this person is the undefeated champion of abstinence!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

  Commentary:
  "Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

  Commentary:
  "Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #StillShook"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

  Commentary:
  Well, in case you missed the memo, let me remind you, I'm beautiful! 💁‍♀️✨ Who says self-praise isn't allowed? Just remember, confidence is key! 🌟 #SelfLoveGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

  Commentary:
  "He's not just hot… he's sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

  Commentary:
  "Me being my own worst critic: a full-time job with benefits and overtime. Sorry haters, your services are not needed here. 🤷‍♀️🥇 #SelfDeprecationGameStrong"

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