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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

1 month ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

1 month ago

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

1 month ago

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

1 month ago

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

2 months ago

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

2 months ago

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

2 months ago

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

2 months ago

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

2 months ago

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

2 months ago

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

2 months ago

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

2 months ago

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

2 months ago

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

3 months ago

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

3 months ago