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  • “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

    Commentary:
    Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️

  • Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

    Commentary:
    When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉

  • Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

    Commentary:
    “True, they’re like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞”

  • I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

    Commentary:
    “Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨”

  • The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

    Commentary:
    “When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂”

  • Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

    Commentary:
    “When she’s giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve”

  • Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

    Commentary:
    “Keeping it ‘smooth criminal’ on the outside, but on the inside, it’s a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔”

  • I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

    Commentary:
    “When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦‍♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage” 💥🔄

  • You’re in his DMs,  so am I, but I am way funnier.

    Commentary:
    “When you both slide into his DMs but you’re the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen”

  • Aura is the real business card.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’ll need to work on my ‘aura-tunity’ for success! ✨💼😂”

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