255 Funny confidence quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

  Commentary:
  Embracing my awesomeness just to annoy the haters. 😂✨ #SorryNotSorry

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  4 days ago

  Share →: When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

  Commentary:
  Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you a bad day, serve it back with extra sass and a side of mischief 🌟😜🔄

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

  Commentary:
  Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

  Commentary:
  Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! 📝💪😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

  Commentary:
  Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

  Commentary:
  When your personality is priced like a designer purse, not a bargain bin! 👜😎✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

  Commentary:
  As long as the lights are dim and the compliments are plentiful, mission accomplished! 😂🙈💪

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

  Commentary:
  Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

  Commentary:
  When your ego's bigger than your WiFi bill but who needs connection when you're royalty 👑😂

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