191 Funny confidence quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

  Commentary:
  "Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  Commentary:
  "Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  Commentary:
  "9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

  Commentary:
  "Five-year plan? I'm more of a 'five-minute snack break' kind of planner! 📝😂🍕"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

  Commentary:
  "When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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