191 Funny confidence quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

  Commentary:
  "Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

  Commentary:
  🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

  Commentary:
  "Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Why be wrong when I can be right 24/7? Just ask me! 😄🗣️📚 #SelfProclaimedExpert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"

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