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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

3 months ago

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

3 months ago

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

3 months ago

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

3 months ago

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

3 months ago

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

3 months ago

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

3 months ago

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

3 months ago

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

3 months ago

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

3 months ago

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

3 months ago

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

3 months ago

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

3 months ago

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

3 months ago

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

3 months ago

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

3 months ago

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

3 months ago

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

3 months ago

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

3 months ago

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

3 months ago