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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

3 months ago

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

3 months ago

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

3 months ago

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

3 months ago

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

3 months ago

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

3 months ago