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2 months ago
Share →: Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Commentary:
Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! 😏🍑💁‍♀️ Guess if your man isn't giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong's got to stay snug and show some personality! 😂✨
2 months ago
Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”
2 months ago
Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Commentary:
Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer
2 months ago
Share →: I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Commentary:
That’s the ultimate self-love move—who needs an audience when you’ve got your own comedy club? 😂👏 Whether I’m cracking myself up or you’re just “happening” to be there, I’ve got the best jokes in town! 🎤🤪 Keep laughing, folks!
2 months ago
Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Commentary:
"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"
2 months ago
Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

Commentary:
😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Commentary:
"Embrace your uniqueness because you're one of a kind! 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, there's only one edition of you – no returns, no exchanges! 🔄😂 #OneOfAKind"
2 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
2 months ago
Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"