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12 Funny cooky quotes
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
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Feb 9, 2025
Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
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Feb 3, 2025
Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.
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Feb 1, 2025
It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
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Feb 1, 2025
Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
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Jan 28, 2025
One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.
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Jan 26, 2025
These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.
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Jan 26, 2025
Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.
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Jan 25, 2025
A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.
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Jan 23, 2025
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
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Jan 23, 2025
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