Funny crypto quotes

• Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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  5 days ago

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• First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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  5 days ago

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• Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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  2 weeks ago

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• A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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  2 months ago

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• Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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  2 months ago

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• You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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  2 months ago

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• No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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  2 months ago

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• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  6 months ago

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