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6 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"
6 months ago
Share →: Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fergalicious and bootylicious era has come to an unexpected end! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew the unfortunate circumstances would deprive us of such iconic words? 🍑 Let's hope a new era of fabulousness emerges soon! 💁‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Commentary:
"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Commentary:
🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁‍♀️
6 months ago
Share →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"
6 months ago
Share →: For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Commentary:
"Seriously! With all that catchy theme music, the Ghost Busters missed a golden advertising opportunity for their services. Who you gonna call? Apparently, not them! 👻☎️ #MissedOpportunity"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Commentary:
"Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"
6 months ago
Share →: The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Adam and Eve missed out on some creative culinary adventures by not being Chinese! 🐍🍎 Imagine the Garden of Eden with a snake stir-fry instead of the whole "Original Sin" drama – talk about a twist in the tale! Who knows, maybe they would have started a chain of snake-themed restaurants instead of being banished. All in good humor, of course! 🤣🇨🇳
6 months ago
Share →: Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Commentary:
"Who knew that geographic proximity to Santa could make all the difference in personality? 🎅🇨🇦 Maybe it's the North Pole vibes rubbing off on them, sprinkling a little extra kindness in their maple syrup! 😉 #CanadianMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"