An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Amish are trying to butter us up with their desert escapades! 🌵🕺 Who needs Burning Man when you've got Churning Man? Let's see if they can churn out some dance moves without electricity! 💃⚡"

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui'd.

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Commentary:
"Looks like Americans like to blaze it up while the French prefer to oui oui the day away! 🇺🇸🌿🇫🇷😉 #CulturalDifferences #Punny"

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"

Bartenders be like "here's that receipt, I'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar".

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Commentary:
🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts

"I need a movie where the villain actually won!" Have you tried watching the news?

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Commentary:
"🎥🍿🦹‍♂️ Oh, you want a movie where the villain wins? Look no further than the nightly news – where reality TV meets true crime thriller! Stay tuned for more twists and turns than a Hollywood blockbuster! 😉📺 #VillainsInRealLife"

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Commentary:
Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays